coming this fall on Fox/NBC/AMC: this ruggedly handsome white man is an asshole who treats everyone terribly but… there’s a twist… he’s Good at His JOB…
omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”
i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed
MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
This post makes me so angry
are you fucking kidding me
What the fuck does this mean?!
you gotta be shitting me
do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number
they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor
you have real people who like you
"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
woah! are bras really that expensive??